If you’re going to be annoying enough to send me a chain email, don’t whine when I reply to all and debunk whatever bullshit happens to be in said chain email.

Chain emails are social virii. The threat of “If you don’t send this to 7 people in the next 10 minutes, your colon will explode!”, and the fact that you send it to 7 people “Just in case” proves we’re a pathetic breed of mutant monkeys that should have really never left the trees.

So please, stop it, for the love of Nietzsche.

-G