Today, while driving along peacefully, I notice a brand new Audi in the next lane, a few cars ahead of me. I’m peering to see what kind and admiring the overall shape of the car. At this very moment, my car, in a fit of jealous rage, starts breathing smog at me. No, I shit you not. Black noxious smoke started pouring out of the air conditioning system.

My car tried to kill me. Thankfully, I am clever and outsmarted the car, I rolled down the windows.

Let this be a lesson to me, hell hath no fury like my car’s scorn =.

At least my wife lets me look!

-G