To all you “New Year’s Resolution” fuckers that are currently clogging the gym at prime time, please stop kidding yourselves. You know you won’t keep this up longer than a month or two. All you’re really doing is pissing off the people who really want to be there. The sting of disappointment won’t be as great the sooner you stop. In fact, why start at all? I mean, I know we all like lying to ourselves “I’ll really do it this time! YEAH!” Well, we all know you won’t. So please, go the fuck home and save yourself the energy.

And for fuck’s sake, if you’re going to persist for the next month or two, please don’t whine when I make the steam room actually… hot. It’s supposed to be hot. If you want “Mild” then go take a god damned shower with warm water.

Sincerely,

-G