To all you �New Year�s Resolution� fuckers that are currently clogging the gym at prime time, please stop kidding yourselves. You know you won�t keep this up longer than a month or two. All you�re really doing is pissing off the people who really want to be there. The sting of disappointment won�t be as great the sooner you stop. In fact, why start at all? I mean, I know we all like lying to ourselves �I�ll really do it this time! YEAH!� Well, we all know you won�t. So please, go the fuck home and save yourself the energy.

And for fuck�s sake, if you�re going to persist for the next month or two, please don�t whine when I make the steam room actually� hot. It�s supposed to be hot. If you want �Mild� then go take a god damned shower with warm water.

Sincerely,

-G