Few issues I want to talk about tonight but first I want to get a brief update out of the way. I and my girl, D., have purchased a nice big house on the outskirts of Vegas, got the biggest baddest bed in existence, and are just stupid fucking happy. And yes, Grandma will be here as well, as of tomorrow (We moved in last week, yay).

So, now that that is out of the way, let�s get on to the more interesting stuff. Firstly, SUV�s with religious icons.

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There are a lot of these oversized gas-guzzling behemoths traversing the Vegas roadways. More then a few are adorned with some sort of icon of religious belief, be it a Jesus Fish on the back, a cross or rosemary around the rear view mirror, or any number of ridiculous bumper stickers about how if I believe, I�ll be �saved�.

I�m a fan of irony as much as anyone else but� Don�t these people know that God HATES people who drive SUV�s? It�s a fact, and if I wasn�t lazy I�d find the passage in the Bible that backs that up (the bible, as a FYI, is the only real acceptable way for finding out if God likes or dislikes something or another, unless you watch television evangelists or are mormon, and then you do what ever the fuck whoever the fuck tells you to do. Jeez, when put like that, don�t you feel a little silly now? Anyway...)

Not only are these people increasing our reliance on foreign oil by consuming as much gasoline as possible, they are pissing GOD off (and that�s not even mentioning the fact that they are oversized BLINDSPOTS driving around in their multi thousand pound missiles of destruction often driven by tiny white women or over adorned black men (those have really shiny rims, though, and we know how much God loves excess)!

Their future, and ours, just doesn�t look too bright.

Okay I want to deviate from the programmed rant for a second and just add this: To the Rap artist (whatever the hell his name was) who spent multiple millions of dollars on a CROSS...

ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID?! Does this person not know anything about Christianity? Didn�t he watch Indiana Jones? It�s not the ornate one. Jesus was what we�d like to call, dirt fucking poor. Why? I shouldn�t have to answer that. Slaves created Christianity. They weren�t rich. But you turned the icon of Jesus� death into the biggest and ugliest collection of platinum and diamonds in the history of man kinds! Let�s ignore the deplorable conditions at which those diamonds were mined by, you fucking moron, and just think about the idiocy of it for half a second!

Okay, now.. back to what I had started out to comment on.

U.S. Declares war on porn.

Right, this is going back to Janet Jackson, right? This energized every little freak out there, who just loves being offended, into some crusader for the moral future of our country. So now U.S. declares war on Howard Stern, Sponge Bob, and any other broadcaster who talks about things these people, in their holy wisdom, deem morally indecent.

And of course they are taking on Porn now too. Nothing too new except for who it�s coming from now (or I should say, the power of the source it�s always been coming from). There were always these little organizations out there with retarded long names crusading for a �morally pure America� (see, Parents Music Resource Center, <3 Tipper).

But now we�ve got a president who�s catering to these nazi lunatics. Yes, the separation of church and state was included only to prevent there being an �official� state church. So instead, we�ll just make into law all our silly little Christian moral beliefs, and then you can be Hindu, agnostic, atheist, Muslim, whatever the hell you want to be, as long as you lead a good moral Christian life, right?

Yes, this makes sense. No, wait, it doesn�t. Are you people out of your mind? Stupid question, of course you are.

When I was younger, I used to really rage against Christianity (hard to believe, I know), I hated it. I found it despicable and morally bankrupt in so many ways. As I grew older, however, I learned tolerance. I�ve no problem with Christians on a basic level. They have their beliefs just like anyone does. Just because it makes zero sense to me, doesn�t make them bad people, just makes them different and different is good, right? Well, until they go and try to FORCE their morality down my throat. I don�t force them to turn Howard Stern on. Hell, I don�t even put anti-religious slogans on my car to combat all the religious ones. I don�t NEED to shove my viewpoints down the throats of everyone who happens to be sitting behind me at a stoplight. I don�t get their intrinsic need to meddle with my goddamned life. I was FINE! But now I�m pissed.

Here, let me spell it out for you. THERE IS ROOM FOR BOTH OF US IF YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

What part of that is hard to grasp? Look at the article I linked, some guy was quoted as saying porn leaves �Victims strewn coast to coast�.

Huh? I�m sorry, I thought SUV�s left victims strewn coast to coast.

And one last thing in regards to Gay Marriage and this �Sanctity of Marriage�, has anyone who buys into this bullshit spent more then 5 minutes on the Vegas Strip? The Sanctity of Marriage literally BLASTED out the fucking window when a fat smelly balding Elvis impersonator can legally marry you, okay? Get over it. What�s the statistic now, 50% divorce rate for 18-30 or some shit? And you want to preach about the sanctity of marriage?

Vote this god damned lunatic out of office before we all have to learn German and they try to torch my girlfriend.

-G

P.S. I�m not exactly thrilled with Kerry either but I tell you what, a blind monkey with an anal banana fetish would be infinitely superior to our most holy Bush.