Uh, right. The Spider Wars have began again. I finally fell asleep around 5ish and woke up an hour later with this funny sensation. Yup, you guessed it. An advanced scout crawling on the side of my face.

Screaming like the little bitch that I am, I leap out of bed, madly beating the hell out of my own face.

So I go to the bathroom to wash my face, relax, center myself in a state of zen, all that shit. Yeah, a god damned spider on the bathroom faucet.

I mean, c�mon. That�s a little fucking ridiculous, don�t ya think?

But that�s it. They�ve struck the first blow but it�s on baby! We�re going to war!

-G