Jeez. Whoever searched google with that string and found me as number one must think I�m a real loser!

Anyway, my house guest is gone. I�ve slept two full nights in my lovely soft squishy oh-so-comfortable bed all by my damned self, not smushed up against the wall whimpering for covers. Yes, life is back to just being mediocre and not utterly miserable. YAY! I can wake up at 3 am in and.. well, watch porno! I can do this, yes. I can read, I can be as active of a sleeper as I want! I can even be Jackie Chan, that�s right, Jackie Chan.

I can�t help but think I wouldn�t look back on the experience quite so badly if there had been copious amounts of perverse and violent sex involved. Call me crazy.

Right, so back to the spider thing. This is really starting to unnerve me. For those of you who are new to my little diatribes, or would like to relive the glory days that encompassed Charles, my live in spider friend, I�ll link the whole saga out for ya.

Introduction to Charles (Chuck)
My initial concern
My piss poor attempts to cheer Chuck up (Long entry, near the bottom for those of you who hate me and do not want to read boring stuff)
OMFG, Chuck is missing!
Honest officer, I didn�t know the gun was loaded!
I get psychoanalyzed over the murder of Chuck
My first run in with Chuck�s distant Mafia family
Guilt gnaws away at my sanity
The attack begins (again, near the bottom)

Notice the spider trend? This is all 100% true, I�m really being invaded by spiders. It�s a good thing I have no overt fear of them, well, you know.. besides getting sucked dry of bodily fluids, but I don�t really freak out about them. No particular love of them either. I haven�t had a spider themed life, other then being surrounded by women most of my life (tee hee). This is all very distressing. Could I have done more for poor Chuck? Is the scent of his death still pungent in my abode, drawing the wrath of countless spider mercenaries? Must the goo-shed continue? (I really don�t want to keep killing these fuckers) When will the madness end??

Spiders and even more spiders,

-G